Saturday, March 20, 2010

Republic@SMS






Repulic SMS



Airna hai to smandar mein tairo
Nadi naalo mein kya rakha hai?
Pyar karna hai to watan se karo
In bewafa ladko mein kya rakha hai.
JAI HIND Happy republic day .
[Republic Day SMS]


Lets celebrate and solute the noble cause,
Its our nation which is shining as it was,
Its REPUBLIC DAY Today…
Don’t forget the effort,
make it movement of mass !!
[Republicday SMS]


Gandhi swapna jab satya bana,
Desh tabhi jab gantantra bana,
Aaj fir sae yaad kare woh mehnat,
Jo thi ki veero ne,
aur bharat gantantra bana.


HappyIndependence Day
The Flag Of My Country
White&Green
Enjoy Colours



Take the future in ur hands
see it resting in ur palms
it's not to late to take a stand
You'll be sorry when it's gone
You'll be sorry



Take a stand against evil, corruption & terrorism 4 we belong to India, a nation of pride
& we will thus say-"HINDU, MUSLIM, SIKH, ISAI, SAB HAI BHAI BHAI."
god bless
hai ram
jai hind!!!



Independence Day is a good time to examine who we are and how we got here.HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY


Then Join hands in Hands, Brave Pakistani's all! By uniting we stand by dividing we fall, Jashne Azadi Mubarik. Allah Bless our country


"No nation is perfect, it needs to be made perfect"



azadi k din par meri dua hai k ALLAH ap ko Quaid ki akal,Iqbal ki shakal, Liaqat ki sherwani, Fatima ki jawani, Nehru ki chal or gandi ji k baal de
AZADI DAY MUBARAK



thousands laid down there lives so that our country breath this day... never forget there sacrifice..Happy Independence day




do u know pakistan means...no!ok i m gonna tell you P=perfect A=aimitious K=kool I=islamic S=super T=talented A=able N=nation.......



On Independence Day
Here's wising our dreams of a new tomorrow come true for us...
NOW AND ALWAYS!


Other might have forgotten,
But never can i,
The Flag of my country
Furls very high,
Happy Independence day

aaj main aap se apne dil ki bat kahna chati hun
han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahen
han wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chulen
***HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***



Happy B'DAY. Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day. Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY. No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY. Oh my god Happy NEW Year. Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY



Pray to Allah Almighty,
And show some faith n dignity,
Quran be at your side,
Islam giving you a pride,
Sunnah be a light for you,
That will glow and let you do,
All the acts to make you feel,
Nothing but this land is real.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

VALANTINE@SMS

VALANTINE SMS

I may be innocent to know what love is, I may not show it to u. I may not love u the way it should b, but I’m always willing to love u the way I understand it.

The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Love U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.

Love is like a cloud… love is like a dream… love is 1 word and everything in between… love is a fairytale come true… Coz I found love when I found U

I wish you were my Valentine Though I may not be yours, And I may, in my ignorance, Be speaking to closed doors. I have no inkling of your heart, No hint what you might say; But when I think of you the sun Will just not go away. There is in you a loveliness That makes my darkness shine, And so I'll wait, if wait I must, To be your Valentine.

Never waste an opportunity to say "i love you" to someone you really love cause it's not everyday you meet a person who has the magic to let you fall in love.

Can i say i love you today? if not, can i ask you again tomorrow? and the day after that? Because i'll be loving you every single day of my life.

Here is my Heart,
it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently,
please do not break it.
Its full of love that is good and true,
So please keep it always close to u. Happy Valentine's Day!
[Romantic Valentine SMS]



Every time i miss you, a star falls.
So if you ever look up at the sky and the stars are gone,
its because you made me miss you too much!
Happy Valentines Day.


No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentine's Day

Love is like air.
You will never know it is there until you feel it
and you'll never know it's gone until you need it.
Happy Valentines Day


You're the air that I breath,
You're the words that I read,
You're the light that I see and,
Your love is all that I need.
Happy Valentine's Day Dear.


My heart for you will never break.
My smile for you will never fade.
My love for you will never end.
I love you!

The smallest word is I,
the sweetest word is LOVE
and the dearest person
in the world is U.
tats y I Love You..:)


If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.


Memories r treasured
no1 can steal.
Parting is heartache
no1 can heal.
Sum'll 4get u wen ur gone
but i'll remember u
no matter how long..


Roses are available in more than one color, red.
Violets come in other colors too besides blue.
Sugar rots your teeth because it is so sweet.
But there is no doubt, I love you.
Love you with all my heart.

----Valentines SMS ----
y do we close our eyes wen we dream?..
dts bcoz d most btiful thngs n lyf s unseen..
so ask me...y cnt i see u ryt nw?

----Valentines SMS ----

I know you are So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
I know you are So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But...take... 3 seconds to think of me
1... ...
2... ...
3..................
So sweet now continue your work

----Valentines SMS ----

May this Valentine bless us with the cupid of love and warmth of romance. Happy Valentines Day!

----Valentines SMS ----

I'm enthralled by your beauty, mesmerized by your charisma and spellbound by your love. No wonder I am always thinking about you. I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you. Happy Valentine's Day!

----Valentines SMS ----

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart

My silence. doesn't mean. I forget you. my disappearance doesn't mean. I don't care about you. because you are always. in my heart...Happy Valentine's Day!

May this Valentine's Day be filled with love, understanding, and contentment as you journey through life with those you hold dear! Happy Valetine's day!

We’ve known each other,
For a long long time,
But I never really noticed,
All the magic in your eyes,
I’ve been around you,
A thousand times before,
And you’ve always been a friend to me,
But now I’m wanting more.

There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!

U r unique
U r caring &
U r the best….
N I’m d luckiest to
Have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY SWEET HEART!

There is a messages 4 u. scroll down for it . I care U Hope Your Valentine’s Day is as special as Your’re to me!

To live this Life , i need heartbeat,,,To have a heartbeat, i need a Heart,,,To have a Heart, i need Happiness,,,To have a Happiness, i need you..!!
What is common b/w good friends & Valentine’s? they fill the heart with love & smiles ! Happy Valentine’s Day to my friend who brightens up so many…

U kept me warm & safe, held my hand to show me the way, supported & inspired me through night & day, Luv U in everyway. Missing u on Valentine’s Day

Wenever I miss U,
I wont luk 4u in my dreams
or try 2 hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I’ll jus put my right hand across mychest n feel U!
See here some Valentines SMS Messages for you on this Happy Valentines Day 2009. If you know some good valentines day sms or valentines sms messages, please do submit it in the comments section.

Once upon a time in ages past you had a heart you thought would last,
But then it faded and now you're free and I hope it's you and me.
A valentine from years gone by reminders from a bygone time,
But on this day I bid to you sweet valentine from me to you.


Even though
We don't get to be with each other
As much as we'd like...
I wanted to let you know
In the morning...in the night...
U are on my mind...24 X 7

I ve searched my heart for da words 2 say just how much u mean 2 me.
U r al of God's Blessings rolled into one. My dreams, my desires,my evening,
my sun, my evening walking moment, my hpes en my fears, my disillusion,
my contentment,my joy nd my tears.
But most important of all, i thank God when i pray
bcoz u mke every moment my VALENTINE DAY.

Malayalam Valentine SMS
Help me to make a collection of malayalam valentine sms for this valentines day! Please put malayalam valentine sms in the comments section and I will publish these malayalam sms with due credit
Valentines Day Poems
Wish you all a very happy valentines day. Here are some good Valentines Day Poems for you.


To my Valentine, with all my love,
Of whom I cannot say enough in praise:
May my love for you sufficient prove,
Yearning to redeem your caustic days.
Vortices within may drag you down.
Anchor, then, in my serenity.
Love saves some who otherwise might drown,
Embarked alone upon their Galilee.
Nor should you deem your own love not enough
To be the chapel to which I retreat
In search of a pavilion for my pain.
No love is love unless it be a seat
Enchanted, where a stone might weep again.


I miss you terribly this day of love,
Miss you with a wound that stabs and aches.
I see the love around me, and it takes
So much strength simply just to move.
Soon, soon, my love, this waiting will be done.
You and I will have what we desire.
On days like this we'll sit beside the fire,
Undoing all the pain of days long gone.


I have searched my heart
For the words to say just how much u mean to me
You are all of God's Blessings rolled into one.
My dreams,My desires,My evening,My sun.
My evening walking moment, my hopes and my fears,
My disillusion,My contentment,My joy nd My tears.
But most important of all, I thank God when i pray bcoz
u make every moment MY VALENTINE DAY.


01. My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.


02. Thank you for the memories of yesterday, for the happiness today, and the promise of all tomorrows! Happy Valentine's Day!


03. My eyes are hurting because I can't see you. My arms are empty because I can't hold you. My lips are cold because I can't kiss you. And my heart is breaking because I'm not with you. Happy Valentines Day!


04. U r unique
U r caring and
U r the Best.

And I am de luckiest to have U in my life! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY SWEET HEART!


05. No shadows to depress u, only joys to surround u, friends to luv u, and God himself to bless u. These r my wishes for today, tomorrow & everyday...Happy Valentines Day!

There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime.


There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.


Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!


Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.


If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together!


Minsan caring is better than loving. Minsan tea is better than coffee. Minsan smile is better than laughter. Pero nobody is better than you.


There is night so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so I can appreciate love.


You look great today. How did I know? Because you look great everyday.


What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I call it you.


What is love? It is what makes your cell phone ring every time I send text messages.


If love can be avoided by simply closing our eyes, then I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.


I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.


Press down if you miss me. Talaga? Sweet mo naman. You really miss me huh? Still pressing down. Impressed na ako, ha? Sobrang miss na yan. Well, I miss you too.


Some people were born with talents. They can do beautiful things with their skills, knowledge and technology. But no one is as talented as you. You just come near, and there is already beauty.


A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman. You're such a lady to me.


To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget this text, but not the sender.


When situation gets you down, remember there's Someone in Heaven who loves you and watches over you and there's someone on Earth who cares… I do.


Cell phones can be irritating sometimes. You always have to reload, recharge every now and then. Messages are delayed. But there's one thing I love about it. It connects me to you!


Words begin with ABC. Numbers begin with 123. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with you and me!


Rain and sunshine do not always come together. Night and day never coincide. But you and I, whatever they say, is for me the perfect match.
When I dream, I dream of you...maybe one day, dreams will come true.


There is an ocean between us. Forests and mountains keep us apart. I may not be superman, but give me a second and I will fly across countries to send you my love. Have you received it?


If, out of time, I could pick one moment and keep it shining, always new, of all the days that I have lived, I'd pick the moment I met you.


I'm on a mission to get over you, in other words mission impossible.


I wish I'd be a tear in your eye to roll down your cheek and end up with your lips but I never wish you'd be a tear in my eye for I would lose you every time I cry.


When it rains, you don't see the sun, but it's there. Hope we can be like that. We don't always see each other, but we will always be there for one another.


I may run out of message to text you. I may run out of jokes too. I may also run out of battery or even a peso but my heart won't run out of space for you!


You'll know that you miss someone very much when every time you think of that person, your heart breaks into pieces and just a quick "Hello" from that person can bring the broken pieces back.


Love. All my life I have read about it, dreamt of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now with you, I have found it.


Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever discovered you. I'm a genius!


When the time comes I can't smile anymore, don't worry about me, I know what to do. I'll just stare at one corner and think of you. No one else could make me happy like the way you do.


There's a love that only you can give, a smile that only your lips can show, a twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes, and a life of mine that you alone can complete.


Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.


Ah-- I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!


If I had the letters "HRT", I can add "EA" to get a "HEART" or a "U" and get "HURT". But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".


You may never see how much I care for you. You may never hear how much I treasure you. You may never feel how much I miss you. Coz only here in my heart can you see them true.


There are 4 steps to happiness: 1. you, 2. me, 3. our hearts, 4. together!


If kisses were water, I'd give you the ocean. If hugs were leaves, I'd give you a forest. If love were space, I'd give you a galaxy. If friendship were life, I'd give you mine for free.


It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye. It's hard to say I'm okay because sometimes I'm not. But it's easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.


It's hard for two people to love each other when they live in two different worlds. But when these two worlds collide and become one, that's what you call you and I.


If you're feeling lonely and you think there is nobody there to love, support, listen or show they care, just save this message and every time you realize it, it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you.


Roses are red, violets are blue. I am waiting to hear from a cute guy like you.


They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.


Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing? And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly... Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever.


They told me I could do anything if I put my mind into it. Yet no matter how hard I try in all that I do, I just can't take my mind off you.


My biggest reward is to see you smile, know you are happy, and feel you are loved. I know life is sometimes cruel, but that's why I'm here, to show you that life can be good when somebody cares.


I always think of you, but I always fail to know the reason why. Is there something else I should know about you? But there is one thing that I know is true. That life will always be sad without you.


Hatred infects the mind; love dissolves it. You dissolve my mind.


Don't say you love me unless you really mean it cause I might do something crazy like believe it.

I'm afraid to close my eyes coz I might think of you. I'm afraid to open them coz I might see you. I'm afraid to move my lips coz I might speak of you. I'm afraid to listen coz I might hear my heart fall for you.


I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.


Caring for someone is easy but making someone care for you is hard. Now I keep wondering how did you make it so easy for me to care for you.


Text me when you are sad, text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm your last option, I just don't want you to cry alone.


I don't want to say I miss you, though deep inside I do, coz I'm afraid you might see thru and know how much fear I have of losing someone like you.


If love can be avoided simply by closing our eyes, I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.


I wish one day you will miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look for me, you won't find me. Why? Because, I want you to miss me the way I'm missing you right now.


If I could be any letter in the alphabet, I'd choose "V" so I can be next to "U"; if you could be any note, I wish you're "RE" so your always beside "ME"!


Whatever you do, I'll walk with you. Hoping that your every dream would come true. Anytime, anywhere, I'll always be there. Wishing you love and happiness because I care.


The spaces between our fingers were created so that another person's fingers could fill them in. Hope you'll find your dream hand to hold you forever.


Every part of me wants you, maybe because I was made just for you!


When you love someone, draw a circle around their name instead of a heart coz hearts can be broken but circles never end.


Nobody tells fish to swim, birds to fly, cows to moo, dogs to bark - they just do. Just like nobody tells me to remember you. I just do!


If you were a wound inside my heart, I'd rather leave it there with all the pain locked inside than leave it without a trace of you.


Whenever you feel blue, I will be there for you. Whenever you are sad, I will stay by your side. Whenever you need someone to love, I will always be there for you to have.


They can recycle paper till it's as good as new, reproduce cans and jars and old bottles too, but they can never recycle another person as wonderful as you.


I hate when you smile at me because you make me crazy about you. I hate when you talk to me because you make me run out of words. I hate you when I see you because you make me love you more.


What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?


To be disturbed by the beep of your phone only means that somehow, somewhere, somebody is thinking of you and at this very moment, that's me. Take care always.


A person you love is an extension of yourself. Without it, you're not complete so better take care of yourself because I don't want to lose a part of me.


I wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, coz my lips can lie on what is true. My eyes couldn't coz even if I close them I could still see you.


Every time I hear my text tone, I always hope one of them is from you. My cell phone may have limited memory space but my heart has unlimited space for someone like you.


I have you! If you hate me, shoot me with an arrow, but please not on the heart coz that's were you are!


Someone asked what makes people happy. Some said wealth and some said fame. I was thinking about this when my cell phone beeped and received a text from you. Then, I smiled and said: "This makes me happy."


You're like a target that I always try to aim at. How I wish I could aim you at the heart. But every time I fail, I feel so sad. You know why? It's because I always end up missing you.


It was a simple crush, done and over with, then you looked at me.


Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... To others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love...I saw you.


I'll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you, but I can't lend you my heart coz it already belongs to you.


Why do birds fall from the sky every time you walk by? Maybe because like me they want to be near you!


If I get takot, would you hawak me tight? If I gawa something mali, would you make it right? If I build an apoy, would you bantay the flame? If I sabi I miss u, would you ramdam the same?


Do you take me to be your lawfully wedded text mate, in sickness or in health, through metering or not, till low bat do us part?


Someone once asked me, "Have you ever fallen in love?" Then I answered, "Of course, once." Then they asked me another question: "Did it hurt?" I thought of you and told them "Yes, very much".


You must be a thief coz you stole my heart. You must be tired coz you're always running through my mind. And maybe I'm a bad shooter coz I keep missing you.


I asked God for a rose and He gave me a garden. I asked God for a drop of water and He gave me an ocean. I asked God for an angel and He gave me you!


I have heard from the phone company, the water company, the electric company, but haven't heard from you. Too bad, it's your company I love the most.


If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder and hold you close to me and answer with a smile: "Like this!"


If only one star would fall every time I miss you, then all the stars in heaven would be gone. Don't wonder if there are no stars tonight! It's your fault coz you made me miss you a lot.


Life may sometimes be a rough road to walk on where everything seems wrong. But don't give up. Just go on coz when you think you're all alone, look back and you'll find me walking along.


They say as long as at least one person cares for you, life isn't a waste. So when things go terribly wrong, and you feel like giving up, please remember you still got me.


True love is hard to find, special one, one of a kind. I know because it appeared to me on a strange day I met you.


While you gave her flowers, you gave me thorns. While all she did was smile, all I did is mourn. While she was so happy, I felt so blue. Because while you loved her, I was loving you.


An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much. I told her I care for you so much coz there's no reason not to.


First time I saw you, I was scared to touch you. First time I touched you, I was scared to kiss you. First time I kissed you, I was scared to love you. But now that I love you, I'm scared to lose you!


If love is a disease then I'm very ill. But I would not want medicine and won't take any pill. I would instead suffer this illness and be bedridden with joy of knowing you.


I will walk with you side by side for only one condition: hide your wings every time we walk together because the whole world might know that you're my angel!


Each of us is an angel with one wing. The only way we could fly is to hold each other and share wings. So if you have trouble flying, I will always share mine with you.


I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?


Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every single day of my life.


A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won't start or end without me thinking of you..See! I just did. Take care.


You greeted me hi, I didn't reply. You gave me a sweet smile, I responded with a sigh. You showed me your love, you received a shrug. But when you bid goodbye I began to cry.

8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you


I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest


if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian angel, so i could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...


it is hard to talk when your in love because when i look into your beautiful i get my breath taken away

R.for red ,red for blood ,blood for heart, heart for love, love for u ,u for me, me is u , I love u


Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch i long 4 so mch,Ur voice so softly dat whispers i'm ur's 4ever b mine my baby "I LOVE U"


i'll drop a tear drop into the ocean & the day i find that tear drop is the day i stop loving u!


baby i have an addiction problem.people say i shud go to rehab but I always tell the m i dont wanna go cause im addicted to ... YOU


one day the moon sed 2 me, if ur lover makes u cry why dont you leave ur lover.. i looked at the moon n replied would u every leave ur sky?


When u feel alone just look at the spaces between ur fingers remeber that in those spaces u can c my fingers locked with urs 4ever!!!


There are 12 months a year...30 days a month...7 days a week...24 hours a day...60 minutes an hour...but only one like you in a lifetime.

There are two reasons why I wake up in the morning: my alarm clock and you.


Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons; scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures; my mind contains only you!


Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the distance to the person who is reading this.


If I could change the alphabet, I would put U and I together!


Minsan caring is better than loving. Minsan tea is better than coffee. Minsan smile is better than laughter. Pero nobody is better than you.


There is night so we can appreciate day, sorrow so we can appreciate joy, evil so we can appreciate good, you so I can appreciate love.


You look great today. How did I know? Because you look great everyday.


What is love? Those who don't like it call it responsibility. Those who play with it call it a game. Those who don't have it call it a dream. Those who understand it call it destiny. And me, I call it you.


What is love? It is what makes your cell phone ring every time I send text messages.


If love can be avoided by simply closing our eyes, then I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.


I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.


Press down if you miss me. Talaga? Sweet mo naman. You really miss me huh? Still pressing down. Impressed na ako, ha? Sobrang miss na yan. Well, I miss you too.


Some people were born with talents. They can do beautiful things with their skills, knowledge and technology. But no one is as talented as you. You just come near, and there is already beauty.


A lady is a woman who makes a man behave like a gentleman. You're such a lady to me.


To forget you is hard to do and to forget me is up to you. Forget me not, forget me never. Forget this text, but not the sender.


When situation gets you down, remember there's Someone in Heaven who loves you and watches over you and there's someone on Earth who cares… I do.


Cell phones can be irritating sometimes. You always have to reload, recharge every now and then. Messages are delayed. But there's one thing I love about it. It connects me to you!


Words begin with ABC. Numbers begin with 123. Music begins with do, re, mi. And friendship begins with you and me!


Rain and sunshine do not always come together. Night and day never coincide. But you and I, whatever they say, is for me the perfect match.
When I dream, I dream of you...maybe one day, dreams will come true.


There is an ocean between us. Forests and mountains keep us apart. I may not be superman, but give me a second and I will fly across countries to send you my love. Have you received it?

If, out of time, I could pick one moment and keep it shining, always new, of all the days that I have lived, I'd pick the moment I met you.


I'm on a mission to get over you, in other words mission impossible.


I wish I'd be a tear in your eye to roll down your cheek and end up with your lips but I never wish you'd be a tear in my eye for I would lose you every time I cry.


When it rains, you don't see the sun, but it's there. Hope we can be like that. We don't always see each other, but we will always be there for one another.


I may run out of message to text you. I may run out of jokes too. I may also run out of battery or even a peso but my heart won't run out of space for you!


You'll know that you miss someone very much when every time you think of that person, your heart breaks into pieces and just a quick "Hello" from that person can bring the broken pieces back.


Love. All my life I have read about it, dreamt of it, waited for it, cried for it, needed it. Now with you, I have found it.


Sherlock Holmes was an idiot and Robert Watt was a fool. One was a detective, the other invented radar. But neither of them ever discovered you. I'm a genius!


When the time comes I can't smile anymore, don't worry about me, I know what to do. I'll just stare at one corner and think of you. No one else could make me happy like the way you do.


There's a love that only you can give, a smile that only your lips can show, a twinkle that can only be seen in your eyes, and a life of mine that you alone can complete.


Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around.


Ah-- I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!


If I had the letters "HRT", I can add "EA" to get a "HEART" or a "U" and get "HURT". But I'd rather choose "U" and get "HURT" than have a "HEART" without "U".


You may never see how much I care for you. You may never hear how much I treasure you. You may never feel how much I miss you. Coz only here in my heart can you see them true.


There are 4 steps to happiness: 1. you, 2. me, 3. our hearts, 4. together!


If kisses were water, I'd give you the ocean. If hugs were leaves, I'd give you a forest. If love were space, I'd give you a galaxy. If friendship were life, I'd give you mine for free.


It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye. It's hard to say I'm okay because sometimes I'm not. But it's easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.


It's hard for two people to love each other when they live in two different worlds. But when these two worlds collide and become one, that's what you call you and I.


If you're feeling lonely and you think there is nobody there to love, support, listen or show they care, just save this message and every time you realize it, it will remind you that a part of me is always there with you.


Roses are red, violets are blue. I am waiting to hear from a cute guy like you.


They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.


Do you know that men and women are angels created with only one wing? And they need to embrace each other to be able to fly... Hope you can find your angel whom you can fly with forever.


They told me I could do anything if I put my mind into it. Yet no matter how hard I try in all that I do, I just can't take my mind off you.


My biggest reward is to see you smile, know you are happy, and feel you are loved. I know life is sometimes cruel, but that's why I'm here, to show you that life can be good when somebody cares.


I always think of you, but I always fail to know the reason why. Is there something else I should know about you? But there is one thing that I know is true. That life will always be sad without you.


Hatred infects the mind; love dissolves it. You dissolve my mind.


Don't say you love me unless you really mean it cause I might do something crazy like believe it.


I'm afraid to close my eyes coz I might think of you. I'm afraid to open them coz I might see you. I'm afraid to move my lips coz I might speak of you. I'm afraid to listen coz I might hear my heart fall for you.


I'm sorry to be smiling every time you're near. I'm sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you're here. I'm sorry that cupid has made his hit. I'm sorry I love you, I can't help it.

Caring for someone is easy but making someone care for you is hard. Now I keep wondering how did you make it so easy for me to care for you.


Text me when you are sad, text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm your last option, I just don't want you to cry alone.


I don't want to say I miss you, though deep inside I do, coz I'm afraid you might see thru and know how much fear I have of losing someone like you.


If love can be avoided simply by closing our eyes, I wouldn't blink at all for I don't want to let a second pass having fallen out of love with you.


I wish one day you will miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look for me, you won't find me. Why? Because, I want you to miss me the way I'm missing you right now.


If I could be any letter in the alphabet, I'd choose "V" so I can be next to "U"; if you could be any note, I wish you're "RE" so your always beside "ME"!


Whatever you do, I'll walk with you. Hoping that your every dream would come true. Anytime, anywhere, I'll always be there. Wishing you love and happiness because I care.


The spaces between our fingers were created so that another person's fingers could fill them in. Hope you'll find your dream hand to hold you forever.


Every part of me wants you, maybe because I was made just for you!


When you love someone, draw a circle around their name instead of a heart coz hearts can be broken but circles never end.


Nobody tells fish to swim, birds to fly, cows to moo, dogs to bark - they just do. Just like nobody tells me to remember you. I just do!


If you were a wound inside my heart, I'd rather leave it there with all the pain locked inside than leave it without a trace of you.


Whenever you feel blue, I will be there for you. Whenever you are sad, I will stay by your side. Whenever you need someone to love, I will always be there for you to have.


They can recycle paper till it's as good as new, reproduce cans and jars and old bottles too, but they can never recycle another person as wonderful as you.


I hate when you smile at me because you make me crazy about you. I hate when you talk to me because you make me run out of words. I hate you when I see you because you make me love you more.


What good is beauty without brains, looks without charm, money without happiness, a smile without feelings, a life without you?


To be disturbed by the beep of your phone only means that somehow, somewhere, somebody is thinking of you and at this very moment, that's me. Take care always.


A person you love is an extension of yourself. Without it, you're not complete so better take care of yourself because I don't want to lose a part of me.


I wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, coz my lips can lie on what is true. My eyes couldn't coz even if I close them I could still see you.


Every time I hear my text tone, I always hope one of them is from you. My cell phone may have limited memory space but my heart has unlimited space for someone like you.


I have you! If you hate me, shoot me with an arrow, but please not on the heart coz that's were you are!


Someone asked what makes people happy. Some said wealth and some said fame. I was thinking about this when my cell phone beeped and received a text from you. Then, I smiled and said: "This makes me happy."


You're like a target that I always try to aim at. How I wish I could aim you at the heart. But every time I fail, I feel so sad. You know why? It's because I always end up missing you.


It was a simple crush, done and over with, then you looked at me.


Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... To others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love...I saw you.


I'll lend you my shoulder for you to cry on, my ears to listen to, my hand for you to hold, my feet to walk with you, but I can't lend you my heart coz it already belongs to you.


Why do birds fall from the sky every time you walk by? Maybe because like me they want to be near you!


If I get takot, would you hawak me tight? If I gawa something mali, would you make it right? If I build an apoy, would you bantay the flame? If I sabi I miss u, would you ramdam the same?


Do you take me to be your lawfully wedded text mate, in sickness or in health, through metering or not, till low bat do us part?


Someone once asked me, "Have you ever fallen in love?" Then I answered, "Of course, once." Then they asked me another question: "Did it hurt?" I thought of you and told them "Yes, very much".


You must be a thief coz you stole my heart. You must be tired coz you're always running through my mind. And maybe I'm a bad shooter coz I keep missing you.


I asked God for a rose and He gave me a garden. I asked God for a drop of water and He gave me an ocean. I asked God for an angel and He gave me you!


I have heard from the phone company, the water company, the electric company, but haven't heard from you. Too bad, it's your company I love the most.


If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder and hold you close to me and answer with a smile: "Like this!"


If only one star would fall every time I miss you, then all the stars in heaven would be gone. Don't wonder if there are no stars tonight! It's your fault coz you made me miss you a lot.


Life may sometimes be a rough road to walk on where everything seems wrong. But don't give up. Just go on coz when you think you're all alone, look back and you'll find me walking along.


They say as long as at least one person cares for you, life isn't a waste. So when things go terribly wrong, and you feel like giving up, please remember you still got me.


True love is hard to find, special one, one of a kind. I know because it appeared to me on a strange day I met you.


I've been wondering why you're not texting... Multiple Choice:
a. busy
b. dedma
c. tired
d. thrifty
e. want me to miss you.



While you gave her flowers, you gave me thorns. While all she did was smile, all I did is mourn. While she was so happy, I felt so blue. Because while you loved her, I was loving you.


An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much. I told her I care for you so much coz there's no reason not to.


First time I saw you, I was scared to touch you. First time I touched you, I was scared to kiss you. First time I kissed you, I was scared to love you. But now that I love you, I'm scared to lose you!


If love is a disease then I'm very ill. But I would not want medicine and won't take any pill. I would instead suffer this illness and be bedridden with joy of knowing you.


I will walk with you side by side for only one condition: hide your wings every time we walk together because the whole world might know that you're my angel!


Each of us is an angel with one wing. The only way we could fly is to hold each other and share wings. So if you have trouble flying, I will always share mine with you.


I used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you?


Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every single day of my life.


A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won't start or end without me thinking of you..See! I just did. Take care.


You greeted me hi, I didn't reply. You gave me a sweet smile, I responded with a sigh. You showed me your love, you received a shrug. But when you bid goodbye I began to cry.


there was an headcount of angels in heaven, pandemonium strucked discoverin dat an angel is missing, pls call heaven & tell dem ur safe wit me,my sweet angel


I am in da emergency room now talk'n to da doctor he says it doesn't look good he says I am going to die... If I ever stop loving YOU!


Sweet as a rose bud bright as a star cute as a kitten thats what u are.bundles of joy sunshine and fun you are everything i luv all rolled into 1


Thought of u 2day,dats not new,thought of u yesterday + da day b4 2, ill think of u 2mor + my whole life thru & ill think of u 4eva coz i think da world of U


I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.


A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will.uve filled a space no one can fill!


Girl ur clever girl ur smart.girl ur like a work of art.girl ur sexy girl ur fine.d only thing u aint is mine!


i luv ur eyes i luv ur smile.i cherish ur ways i adore ur style.Wot can i say?ur 1of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!


As I lie awake in my bed.All sorts of thought run through my head,Like why do I love u as much as I do.den I realise its because u r u!


there was an headcount of angels in heaven,pandemonium strucked discoverin dat an angel is missin,pls call heaven &tell dem ure safe wit me,my sweet angel


I believe that God above created u for me to luv.he picked you out from all the rest cos he knew id luv you the best!


I love so much my heart is sure.As time goes on I love you more,Your happy smile.Your loving face No1 will ever take your place


A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise


Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!


wot kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u KISS ON CHEEK=lets b friends KISS ON NECK=i want u KISS ON LIPS=i luv u KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!


Kisses blown r kisses wasted.kisses rnt kisses unless they r tasted.kisses spread germs and germs r hated.but u can kiss me baby im vaccinated

GOOD NIGHT@SMS

GOOD NIGHT SMS


Master of puppets is pulling your strings, twisting ur mind n SmasHing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can't see a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall a sleep 1,2,3,Zzz


somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you


As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight


As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..


Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!


On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!


Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.


A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...


Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonight. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams


I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most & the person that came into my mind is U so juz wanna wish u good nite.......


da starz r out, da moon is up, 1 more HUG, 1 more smile, KISS u once, KISS u twice, now itz time 4 bed. Close ur @@ eyes, n sleep tite!


If dreamz vrn't dreamz n if dreamz cum true, i wdnt b here i wd b vth u. Distance is 1 thing dat kips us apart bt u r olwaz in my HEART. Gd nyt...


If u'r awake, goodnight my sweet darling and if u just woke up, good morning honey. Luv u so much. by aishaz


Dont ever give up wen u r down..it doesnt matter if u fall many tyms..jst remember that each time u fall ..il nvr let u reach d ground..trust me..il always be around.gudnyt..u By A LOVELY SOUL


Welcome aboard2 "Sweet Dreams" airline, all passengers on bed, hug ur pillows as the flight will be leaving soon 2dream land. Enjoy ur time ;) G'NITE!


i wish that God would hold u tite. i hope that angels will keep u in site. Now just2make sure u feel all rite, i'm gonna wish u a wonderful nite! sleep tite!!


No matter the sky is black or blue, no matter there's stars or moon, as long as ur heart is true, sweet dreams will always be wif u. Gd Nite!


In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams G00d Nite


ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP: 1st-MiSS Me, 2nd-ThInk oF ME, 3rd-HuG Me, 4th-LoVE mE. TrY 2 SLEEp NoW & ClOSe Ur EyeS. Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE! Good Night Janu


LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN at ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!


Good night my very special friend,I pray you lay in rest,And may tomorrow bring you,Much love and happiness. do not think of me...i m in ur eyes.

do not think of me...i m in ur eyes...in ur mind...in ur heart...in ur soul...everywhere...ever if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying.." i miss u"..Good Night..


I Live By Faith & Not By Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That U R Still The Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.... Good Nite.


When nights r long & friends r few,I sit by my window & think of u,A silent whisper a silent tear,With all my heart i wish you were here.


Hi Moon!!!Dim Ur light...Hello Wind!!!Breeze Soft...Hi Flower!!!Blossom Slowly.Hello Earth!!!Spin Gently....'coz My sweet friend is going to sleep....Good Night.....


A special face,a special smile, a special someone, a special hug from me to u, a special person, I found in u, Sweet Dreams, Sleep well!


can u do something for me? go to the window....look to the sky***can u see the stars? can u count them ? this is how much i miss u and even more !!!(***good night)


Sending u MY BED 2 let u rest, Pillows 2 give u COMFORT, and MY BLANKET 2 keep u warm. Gdnite! Sleep tight.I cant sleep now..coz i lent u all my things!


Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way. Good Night.


The night is silent but I can't sleep. Maybe because I am waiting for my cell phone to beep. Before I dream, what I want is get your message and read.


As the day turns into night, keep your worries out of sight. Close your eyes and go to sleep, for all the good times are yours to keep. Sweetest dreams & Good Night!

Hal kaysa hai Janab ka,
Hal kaysa hai Janab ka,
Kya khayal hai aap ka,
Hum to Sou gaye ho ho ho.
Tum bhi Sou jawo ha ha ha.
Good Night!!


My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night.


Angels are there to guide and protect you in whatever you'll do.Tonight, they'll take you to a place where your dreams can come true.


Dream touches your heart and soul. It is a magical memory that unites fantasy and reality. Hope you'll have the sweetest dream tonight... Good Night!


Take care! The texts you send me night and day like jewels in my heart they stay...And so to God I always pray the best of blessings be yours...Each day & Night.


My day won't certainly be over for I have something left to do. I just couldn't sleep yet without saying I love you. Good Night.

GOOD MORNING@SMS

GOOD MORNING SMS


May you begin this day with a smile on your face, and with happiness for your soul to embrace. Good Morning my love


Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu


I try to Beeee the best friend i can beeeee, so here u go, some Goodmorning flowers right to you from meeeeeee. I just love when morning gets here
I just love when morning gets here, cuz i can send a Great Big Good Morning sms to my bestest friend.what a lovely way to start my day


Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.


Hello, wakup, Receive my simple gift of 'GOOD MORNING' wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!


Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!


The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you! Good Morning my freind


The sun rises into the sky with the warmest smile, he wishes you a good morning, hoping that you have the perfect day. Take care & miss you. Gd morning


Your soul came back from dreamland re-united with a sleeping senseless piece of yourself slowly open ur eyes realize its a brand new day. Good Morning.


The sun has once brought brightness to earth! lazy bone. it's time 2 wake up gd morning...


The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..


It makes me so happy, this is what i m gonna do, Send a good morning sms right back to youuu, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A BEARY GOOD MORNING.


5 steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide,Feel ur heartbeat, & Say " Its too early. Let me sleep again."


No Shadows 2 Depress U, Only Joys 2 Surround U,Many FrieNds 2 LoveU,God Himself 2 BlessU,These r my Wishes 4U,2day 2morow & Everyday 2 u !! Good morning


Early this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...
Good Morning!


See outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing for U, B'coz last night
I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.


Wishing u................
G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night
hey, 4 in 1 SMS pack -
I save the money.....................


Between a 100000 yesterdays& a 100000 tomorrows,There is only ione today and I would not let this pass without saying thx 4 being such a lovely frnd... Good Morng..............


With petals of Roses,Palm full of Holly water,Light of Full Sun,Fragrance of Flower and Grass with dew.I wish u a very special Good Morning....



Dr's prescription for today.A cute little smile for breakfast.More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,Dr's fee... whole Day think of me....G@@D Morning...


New day new blessing.Don't let yesterday's failures ruin the beauty of today,b'coz each day has its own promise of love,joy,forgiveness.....
Good Morning...


Wakeup & Wink those Teeny Weeny Eyes.Stretch those Inzy Winzy Bones,Wear that Jolly Winning smile & tell urself today is a beautiful day...
G@@d M(:)rning....


All mornings are like Paintings:-U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & SMS from someone who cares to color ur day...G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..


As the sky breaks into a beautiful Sunrise ...may GOD open the window of heaven to shower U lots of blessings...Good Morning...


Todays Thought: Try hard to get what u like (or) you will be forced to like what u get… Keep smiling always it increases ur face value… Good Morning and Have a terrific day…



5 Steps to every LOVELY MORNING this year. Close ur eyes, Take a deep breath, Open ur arms wide, Feel ur heart beat & say… Here I AM OH LORD, Embrace ME & be my STRENGTH TODAY!!!


Treat everyone with politeness,Even those who are rude to U.....Not because they are not nice,But bcoz u are nice....!!!**Good morning**



Happy moments Dont forget me;Difficult moments-Trust me;Quiet moments-Call me; Painful moments Tell me;Every moment-Bless me;....Good Morning.....


Every bad situation will have something positive...Even a stopped Clock is correct twice a day...Think of this & lead ur life....Good Morning....


New Morning+ New Aim+ New Achievement + Ur Dedication + Commitment=Success...Just do it and win it Good Morning....


Never blame a day in ur life...Good Days Give u happiness..Bad days give u Experience...Both are essential in life...!!! All are Gods blessings!!!...Have a nice day...


Open ur eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom....Birds can sing,Bcoz all are waiting to see ur *B*E*A*U*T*I*F*U*L* @S@M@I@L@E@ Good Morning.....


Simple music can make u sing,A simple hug can make u feel better,Simple things can make u happy.Hope my simple Hi...!!!will make u smile ...Good Morning....


Pyari si subah me pyare se panchhi,Pyare se kinare,Pyari se oss ki boonden,Pyari si thandi hawayein,Ek pyare se Dost ko puyara sa din de jaaye...Good Morning...


Always ask GOD to give you what you deserve,Not what you desire.Your desires may be few but you deserve a lot.... Good Morning..


Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le chai, then call me up and say HI


Whenever I look at my palm,i wonder which of those tiny cute cris cross lines made me so lucky two meet a sweet person like U Good Morning...


One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Frday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day....Good morning...


I think u r very careless! U come & leave things behind! See now what U hav left! U just came in my mind & left a SMILE on MY Face. Good Morning


If u had 2 pick some1 from whome u luv & 1 who luvs U, Pick the 1 who luvs u because u can learn 2 luv some1, but can't teach any1 2luv u back!Good Morning.


If I get ur smile, I don't need flowers, If I get ur voice, I don't need music, If u speak to me I don't any body else, If ur with me I don't need the world. luv you, Good Morning

Khuda se koi baat anjaan nahi hoti, jab insaan ki bandagi beimaan nahi hoti, kabhi maanga hoga aapne 1 pyara sa dost, yu hi aapki hamse pehchaan nahi hoti!!

I wish God made me a SMS, so that I can reach you in 5 sec, Cost u nothing, u'll read me & I cud C U smiling which is worth a million 4me. Good Morning.


A Morning is a wonderful blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Gud Morning & Have a nice day.


he send us sunrise in the morning. he listens 2 u when u talk. he could live anywhere in the world, yet he choses to live in your HEART. face it GOD is IN LOVE WITH U. good mornning!!!!!!!!!!


LOOK outside its so pleasent sun is smiling 4 u.trees dancing 4 u.sparow singing 4 u. & me missing & waiting 4 ur sms.Good Morning


The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down

DIWALI@SMS






Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho…
Happy Diwali


Troubles as light as Air,
Love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
And success as bright as Gold.
These are the wishes for you,
And your family on the Diwali.


Aaj se aap ke yahan,
Dhaan ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka vas ho,
Sankatto ka nash ho
Har dil par aapka raj ho,
Unnati ka saar par taj ho,
Ghar mein shanti ka vas ho
“Happy Diwali”


Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen,
Dukhon ka naas karen.
Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.
Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen.
Happy deepawali


Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen. Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare. Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen. Happy deepawali

Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds, and Success as bright as Gold...
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali Shubhkamana!


Apun wishing u a wonderful, super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi"


JKhushian ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
aisa aaye aapke liye DIWALI KA TYOHAR


Diwali kuch nahi hai ek nam roshni ka, kijiye kabul jara ye salam roshni ka, ghar ke aangan me jalata hu wo diya, aaya hai lekar paigam roshni ka... Happy Diwali


Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho... Happy Diwali

May the festival of lights be the harbinger of joy and prosperity. As the holy occasion of Diwali is here and the atmosphere is filled with the spirit of mirth and love, here's hoping this festival of beauty brings your way, bright sparkles of contentment, that stay with you through the days ahead.
Best wishes on Diwali and New year.



Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy.
Good Wishes for a joyous Diwali and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.



May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony
"WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI"



Long live the tradition of hindu culture and as the generations have passed by hindu culture is getting stronger and stronger lets keep it up.
Best Wishes for Diwali



The happiest of wishes for a Deepawali, that will be happy in every way for someone like you.


I do not know your whereabouts in Toronto - Ontario - Canada. Hope someone sees this. Ramesh - Happy Holidays - It's times like this I remember you asking me to marry you. If we could only go back in time. Ramesh - Enjoy Diwali.


Hi All,
Wishing each one of you a very happy and prosperous deepawali. May this year brings you lots and lots of happiness in life and fulfill all your dreams.


As the candlelight flame,
Ur life may always be happiness' claim;
As the mountain high,
U move without sigh;
like the white linen flair,
Purity is always an affair;
As sunshine creates morning glory,
fragrance fills years as flory;
with the immaculate eternal smile,
attached to u mile after mile;
All darkness is far away,
As light is on its way;
Wish all of u a very happy diwali.


Memories of moments celebrated together.......
Moments that have been attached in my heart, forever.......
Make me Miss You even more this Diwali.
Hope this Diwali brings in Good Fortune & Abounding Happiness for you!
HAPPY DIWALI



This Diwali, may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji's trunk, wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach, happiness as sweet as his ladoos and may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Happy Diwali

Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"



Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali



Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye



Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali




Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy DiwaliBy Shalu
Troubles as light as Air,
Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold...
These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali and EID. Eid ki Mubarakbadi aur Diwali ki Shubhkamana!By Paro
May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into
May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health.
Happy Diwali




Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwali



Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se.
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se...
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
A Bliss from Inside



I Pray to God to give U
I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...




Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha...
* * * Happy Diwali * * *

COOL@SMS







GUL KO GULSHAN MUBARAK ..SHAYER KO SHAYARI MUBARAK ..CHAND KO CHANDANI MUBARAK .ASHIK KO APANI MEHBOOBA MUBARAK HAMARI AUR SE APKO... NAYI SUBAH MUBARAK.
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KHUDA KI IBAADAT ME JAB BHI YE HAATH UTHAYE, YEHI DUA MAANGI-HAR KHUSHI TUMHE MIL JAAYE........, MERI ZINDAGI SE TUM JEEYO, TUMHARI MAUT SE HUM MAR JAAYE.
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Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rehti hai, nigah ko kisi surat ki pyas rahti hai, tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi, magar tere ’SMS bin’ tabiyat udaas rahti hai.
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Is dil se teri yaad bhulai nahi jati, yeh pyar ki daulat hai lutai nahi jati, mar mar ke banai hai jo tasveer teri, apne in hathon se mitai nahi jati.
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Peene ki adat pilane ki aadat, najron se naine milane ki aadat, naine milaye bhi tau kaise, unhe hai naine jhukane ki aadat
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True Love is a promise spoken by d heart, it is not given by pledge, it is not written on paper, it is a promise renewed every time.
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Thought my words a few but my heart is true, friends i can make, but none as sweet as you, when God gave friends, he tried to c fair when I got you, I got my share!
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If love is water, I'll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I'll give u the universe... If heat was your love and care, how I wish the sun was beside me...
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Flowers will die, sun will set..
But u r my love that i wont forget..
Ur name is so precious,it will nvr grow old..
Its engraved in my HEART wit letters of Gold!
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SMS is a nice way to be in touch with your friends, your lovers, your father, your mother, your girl friend etc. So share your Cool SMS or Love SMS with me. Who knows, you SMS may help someone in need! So start loving your friends all over the world. Share your Cool SMS and Love SMS with Me

I luv youtil the day i die, i luv youtil i break down and cry.i love youand i'll make you seethat noone will ever love you - more than ME.
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Valuing someone is not merely by seeing each other evryday. Wat counts is dat somehow in our busy lives,we remmber each other.
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I have seen angels in the sky,
I have seen snowfall in july,
I have seen things you only imagine to see,
But I have not seen anything sweeter than you.
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Never waste an opportunity to say "i love you" to someone you really love cause it's not everyday you meet a person who has the magic to let you fall in love.
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If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!
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Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a gud person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian. Think about it.
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Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude…! Keep on rocking!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did !!!
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He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --
A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles? He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!
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So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
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All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or married to someone else!
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Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi Ab aap bataaye kiski sune bapu di ya chacha di???
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When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flows from your eyes always say these words… Eh Ganpat, chal daru la…
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10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking! Piyo Sar Utha Ke!
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Chandni raat thi, nadi ka kinara tha, asmaan me taro ka nazara tha, Bihari premi ne pyar se muskarate hue Biharan premika se kaha: Ae Susma, Bidi Piyegi ?

Saturday, March 13, 2010

FUNNY@SMS



FUNNY SMS



*When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world
seems to be fading away,come along with me
i'll take u to an eye specialist!!


*If marriages are made in heaven , then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage


During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.


*Just close ur eyes and think of urself for 10 seconds..... . Open ur eyes !
Now you will realize that u have wasted 10 sec in thinking of a fool....


*I wrote ur name on the sands....... ...... it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air......... ......... ........it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart....... ......i got a HEART ATTACK


*The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.The wife decided
to make a wish,too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and
drowned.
The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"


*LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes...
But dont worry - we are chain smokers


* ur smile can be compared to a flower
ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
ur innocence to a child
but in stupidity
u have no comparison
u r the best

*True love is like a pillow
u can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow


*Dear Friend,
when i ask u flower,
u give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
u give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
u give me peacock
ARE U REALLY DEAF ?


*I had VODKA with WATer
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!


*when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 ring means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ........pick d phone idiot


*Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to
exclamatory sentence
Student : WOW !
*The human brain is most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time u r Born....until you fall in love
*SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in ur personality SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards
*A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..


*History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ?
Student : sir, i am not sure but think from page 15 to 26
sir....
*Teacher : U failure ! @ ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir, but @ ur age hitler commited suicide

Sardar to Girlfriend: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai.
Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai.
Sardar: 1 biwi aur 3 bacche!



You r a DOG...
D = Darling
O = Of
G = Girls
Now u r smiling, right?
Am i right??
Tu sachi mein kutta hai!



Wife:- Jaanu, kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti!
Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta!


G: Gossip mein sabse aage,
I: Innocent sirf shakal se,
R: Rone ki automatic machine,
L: Ladaayi mein sabki maa


Nice people are blessed people,ever friendly, always smiling,forgive easily, hold no grudges and keep no malice. Send thisto a nice person. I just did.


Please remind me 2 remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that reminds me of reminding you that you never have to remind me 2 remember you, I ALWAYS DO!


I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....


Life should be like this: Watching on Monday, friendship on Tuesday, Love on Wednesday, wedding on Thursday, fighting on Friday, divorse on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday.


Computers are machines to help you solve problems you wouldn't have if you didn't have a computer.


This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat…..


COLLECTION OF MY FUNNY SMS

1) WHY SACHIN HAVE TWO CHILDREN,BUT SOURAV HAVE ONE?. BCOZ SACHIN HAVE SECRET ENERGY OF "BOOST".


2) Utho... Ye koi sone ka waqt hai...! Jab dekho sote rehte ho,sari umar so so ke hi bitani hai kya..? Abhi muje reply mat karna "i m sleeping..."


3) There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it


4) THOUGHT FOR THE FUTURE GENERATION- Don't marry n make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor n make several women happy!


5) Ladka bola Dilruba,
Ladki boli Pizza khila,
Wo bola Paise nahi,
Ye boli -Aise nahi,
Ladka bola-Mehengayi hai,
Ladki boli AAJ SE TU MERA BHAI HAI.
Keep Smiling!!


6) Hw would a girl refuse HIMESH propose:-O-oo huzur bhar me gaya tera surur, sakal se tu hai ek khajur, bidi ka factry ka mazdoor, ho ja mujhse dur sale
langoor.


7) Aishwarya coke pi rahi thi ki coke me Chinti gir gayi. Chinti ka baap Aishwarya ko bola,jo sun kar Aishwarya behosh ho gayi. "Teri coke me mera bacha
hai...."


8) Wafa se Pyaar mat karna?

Kyo nahi kare..?

Bin maut maare jaaoge..

Kyun..?

Are bhai 'WAFA' OSAMA BIN LADEN ki bhatiji hai...

9) Agar Gandhiji ke samay me AIDS hota to kya hota? TO chautha (4th) bandar under-wear ke samne haath kar ke KHADA hota.


10) PYAR VYAR to 1 bahana hai.

Ankh mile na mile
LIPS KO milana hai.

Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka, kya kare yaar

RAJ KAPUR KA nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai.




COOL FUNNY SARDARJI SMS'S

sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai"
Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "


2. Sardarji is buying a TV. "Do you have color TVs?"
Sure." "Give me a green one, please."


3. Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job.
He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column "Salary Expected"
He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After
much thought he wrote : Yes


4. Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.
Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon
leke baithe ho?"

Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"


5. Santa meets Banta

Santa: "so have you moved to a new house"
Banta: "No."
Santa: "Why not? You advertised to sell your old house, didn't u?"
Banta: "Yes, but when I read the ad, I realized it was just the
home I was looking for!".


6. Sardarjee to Sunita: "I want to marry you"

Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."

Sardarjee: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."


7. Once upon a time, a Sardarji saw a boy who wore his cap in the back direction.
This event really harrased the social nature of sardarji and
then he also decided to wear his pagari in the backward direction.
While he was on his way to his office another Sardar saw him and asked "Sardar ji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho"

8. Sardarji: We have to learn Telugu within 6 months or we will not
be able to communicate with my child.

Friend: Is it! Why? Sardarji: We have adopted a telugu child and
it will start to speak after 6 months.


9. Once a Sardarji was going to his office.
On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day , on his way to the office, he noticed a banana peel
and Later after two days, he noticed two banana peels and
exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!!!!!!


10. So this sardarji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road.
Can you guess what he might be thinking?? Saala aaj bhi girna padega!!!

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive?
Popeye beat the crap outta him.

I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who's there?
Boss: Not you anymore.

What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle?
If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!
What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet?
The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.

Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed?
Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
He was looking for Pooh!

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
You don't, you've told her twice already!

What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie?
One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.

Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral?
Only one. To slam the car boot shut.

For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!


One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.


When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..
& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....


Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college regularly....


Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No...
1.-----I dont have brain...
2.-----I dont have sense...
3.-----I am stupid....


If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....
Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE?
na Munna na its called high B/P...


Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!


what happend 2 ur mobile?
i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.


First the engagement ring,
then the wedding ring,
then the suffering


Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!


I'm a killer, i kill people for money
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!


Jesus says to John come forth i'll give you eternal life.
John came fifth he won a toaster


The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?


i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.
U cry i cry.U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window...
I look down & den... i laugh again

MissU@MSG






Miss u SMS Messages


I miss u in every beats of my heart, in every blink of my eyes, in every second of
time and in every moments of the day.



Hum aap ko itna yaad kerte hain jitna aap hame yaad kerte hain.Firq sirf itna hai keh hum yaad kerke SMS kerte hain aap SMS perh ker yaad kerte hain.



ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRST VWXYZ
DID I FORGET ANY CHARACTER
YEAH
I MISS U



Last nite I wanted to rite u a letter but all I cud rite was...
"noh ss!w !"
It didn't made sense until u read it upside down



i miss u itna
u miss me jitna
i miss u tabse
u miss me jabse
i miss u tab tak
u miss me jab tak
u miss me na janay kab tak
but i miss u murtey dam tak



Tum nahi aaye lekin,
Tumhari yaad chali aai hai.
Kal tum hamare saath the,
Aaj bas hum aur yeh tanhai hai.



Dil mein tumhari tasveer,
Aankhon mein aasoono ke mele hai.
Tumhe kya battain
Tum bin kitne akele hain.



HUM MAIN HI THI KOI BAAT YAAD NA TUM KO AASAKE, TUM NE HUMAIN BHOLA DYA HUM NA TUMHAIN BHOLA SAKE...



Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi



I may not talk Dat much 2 u but u’ll find me waiting, every minute jus 2 listen, 2 every piece of ur hrt saying!
I MISS U DEAR....



I heared some whisper ur name,
but when i turned around 2 see u who it was , i notice i was alone, i realized it was my heart telling me that I MISS U !


TUJH MEIN AUR TERI YAAD MAIN BAS FARQ HA ITNA . TU TOU BEWAQT AATI HAI YAAD HAR WAQT AATI HA




missing u is only da half story hope
da other half is U
MISS me too.....



Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... 'I Miss You'



There are 6 Billlion peoples in da world but i don know why i keep on missing *U* may be becoz 5,999999999 Cant Replace a Single *U*



When daylight turns to a darkened hue,
The lovely stars hinting at you,
ur heart beat tells you something true,
That some 1 badly missing you!!



9 lessons in life:
learn to care
learn to smile
learn to cry
learn to give
learn to forgive
learn to share
learn to trust
learn to love
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n learn to say
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u miss me




"Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,
Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night
Band Karne ka Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto BYE... Good Nite.



Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!



I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh,
But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry



The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.



jA mere SMS JA MERE SWEET DOST K PAS JA .... DHEERE SE JANA ...SHOR MAT MACHANA .. BZY HO TO..KUCH MAT KEHNA FREE HOGA TOW.... PYAR SE MISS U KEHNA....



If you feel tired and Pain in ur legs...
Its Just because you come and go Many times in my Mind, miss You !!



I sent my cares 2 the wind n asked the wind to pass them 2 u,
when u feel the wind blowing against ur face
thatz ME saying....
Take Good Care,
I MISS U........



Delete Message?
No,
no Wait!
B'coz.........
I wana say somethng thats only 4 you

( )" " "( ) ( )""*( )
("( 'o' ) ( 'o' )")

" I MISS YOU"




Every time I say 'how are you?' my heart says 'I care for you.'. Everytime I ask 'how have you been?' my heart whispers 'I miss you'



woke up with tears in my eyes i keep on wondering why? and i realize...
that's because i'm missing a nice and true friend like you...



I Looked at my back, I thought I saw u. i Listened eaGerly cOz i thought I hearD u,but NO u were not there. This made me realized only one thing..Damn! I misS u!



Sometimes, I 4get 2 say hi.
Sumetimes, I even miss 2 reply.
Sumetimes, my msg doesn't reach u.
I'm just giving u time 2 miss me!



u must b a great runner bcoz u r always running in my mind.........but i m a bad shooter bcoz i MISS U ALWAYS....



Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
In the Mean Time
I Miss U All The Time



Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk Ati Hai.
Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.



Someone misses you so much, its not your family nor your relatives. Its not even your bestfriend nor your closests pal. Its just the simple ordinary me, who misses the extraordinary.



My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!



2 DA WORLD U MAY B JUST PERSON BUT 2 1 PERSON U MAY B DA WORLD!!



I miss u in every beats of my heart,in every blink of my eyes,in every second of time and in every moments of the day.



I've been wondering why you're not texting... Multiple Choice: a. busy b. dedma c. tired d. thrifty e. want me to miss you.



If only one star would fall every time I miss you, then all the stars in heaven would be gone. Don't wonder if there are no stars tonight! It's your fault coz you made me miss you a lot.



You must be a thief coz you stole my heart. You must be tired coz you're always running through my mind. And maybe I'm a bad shooter coz I keep missing you.



You're like a target that I always try to aim at. How I wish I could aim you at the heart. But every time I fail, I feel so sad. You know why? It's because I always end up missing you.



It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye. It's hard to say I'm okay because sometimes I'm not. But it's easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.



You'll know that you miss someone very much when every time you think of that person, your heart breaks into pieces and just a quick "Hello" from that person can bring the broken pieces back.



Press down if you miss me
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So U Miss Me
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Ok You Can Stop
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Still Pressing
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Well, I miss you too.






When im not messaging or calling u,u don’t think im not missing u but im giving u chance 2 miss me.


To b disturbed by the beep of ur mobile only means that some how some where some how some one is thinking you .and this moment its me missing u always



sumtimes i frgt 2 say hi,sumtimes i frgt 2 reply,sumtimes my msg doesnt rch u,bt it doesnt mean i frgt u.im just gvng u time to miss me



In my life I learned how? 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldnt learn how.. 2 stop Missing You!



Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you & I Miss U!



I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. Miss U!



The Word 'Hello' means H=How R U? E=Everything all right? L=Like 2 hear 4rm U. L=Love 2 C U soon. O=Obviously, I miss you!
Miss u SMS Messages - Part 1
☻My eyes R hurting coz I can't C U, My arms R empty coz I can't hold U, My lips R cold coz I can't kiss U but, My heart is breaking coz I'm not with U!

☻i heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to c who it was, i notice i was alone, then i realize it was my heart telling me that i miss u.

☻4getn u is hard 2 do, 4gtn me is up2 u, 4gt me not, 4gt me neva, but don’t 4get, we’re gr8 2gether

☻among ur frens i care 4 u da most, among ur frens i lov u da most, among ur frens u hurt me d most coz....i know dats all im 2 u... among ur frens

☻Luv will fly if held too lightly.Love will die if held too tightly.How should I hold u.How do I know if I'm still keeping you or I'm letting go...

☻Luv can be bad,it can treat u lik dirt.Theres always a risk of u getting hurt.Luv is restless & luv is a flirt.Luv has places to go and people to hurt.

☻It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone & a day to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone

☻i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!

☻Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!

☻I miss u wen ur far away.I think about u every nite & day.Even if we cant b 2gether.I will miss u now & forever!

☻i luved u once u luved me not.i luved u twice but i 4got.u neva luv me u neva will but even so i luv u still.

☻Weve gone our own way our lives grew apart & weve made a life wiv another.but despite of how far apart we grew 2 me there still is no other!

☻Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!

☻i no u think dat u broke my heart but i knew ur game rite from da start. i saw ur game and played it 2 so look here playa da jokes on u!

☻So btween da miles & btween da years ts inevitable but its true.dat seasons may change & people may change but my heart always belonged 2 u!

☻Wen life changes & we go our separate wayz.u will still be in my heart til my dyin dayz.i tell no lie dis is true.da world has nva seen a freind like u.

☻I'd climd the highest mountain.I'd swim the ocean blue I'd do anything at all my dear- Just to get away from you.

☻As we go on we remember all d times we had 2gether& as our life changes cum whateva we will still be "friends forever"

☻Ur the one i love.the one I need.but bad mistakes Ive done indeed.in search for forgivness and happyness too.I want to say that I love u